DONT BE SAD, ANNI WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU

CUCUMBERS

THIS IS FOR RUÌ AND BOX ROCK MAN BECAUSE I THINK THEY LIKE INTERVIEWS AND LARGE OBJECTS AS WELL

What was it like the first time you stuck anything in your ass?

I was about twenty at the time I tried it. The first time -- actually most of the first year -- I took no pleasure from it. But, I knew that the porn stars seemed to enjoy it, so I stuck at it and grew to love it as well.

Why did you start putting larger objects in?

I saw gay films where men who were taking whole arms up their ass were getting pleasure from it. I learned to take pleasure from stretching my ass, and the wider I opened it, the more pleasure I took.

How quickly were you able to move up to bigger items? Do you have a training regime?

It took me about two years to be able to take a wine bottle, and four years to take a 32cm ball. Recently I've been able to take a big ball, much bigger than the bottle. To pass that level I had to first train my ass with bigger bottles, like 1.5L pop bottles. There were a number of painful sessions with a lot of blood and ass-hurt for about four days after each session.

When I first started, I was using small bottles of shampoo. After that, I tried small apples, and then bigger ones. At this point I'd put a year of stretching in, and bought myself a large dildo.

My method was to dilate my ass as often as I could -- every day, even if just for a short while. Before starting it's important to use a large dildo; use it to both warm up and clean your ass, so make sure you stick it up all the way. When you find that you can take this large dildo without any work-up or preparation, then you know that you're ready to take it to the next step.

Then, in each session, to get your bottom prepared, put in a big cucumber. Soon you'll arrive at a point where even the biggest cucumbers you can buy at the grocery fit easily in your ass. Now you're ready to get serious. Buy a small Coke bottle, and use that in your ass. When that passes in and out easily, move on to bottles of wine. Once you can take wine bottles easily, you can move on to even bigger things.

If at this point you're having trouble with the 1.5L Coke bottle (just try not to force it out because the bottle is very hard), you can also have slower stretching fun with candles. Try putting them in one by one and seeing how many you can fit in -- at this time I was putting in about fifteen at the same time. The candles are great because they allow your anus to stretch very slowly.

Once the 1.5L Coke bottle can enter your ass, train every day or two (use a large dildo first, then the bottle every session). Most of the time I use Vaseline, but don't do what I do in this case. I think that the best lubricants are the ones you can buy for this in a sex shop.

When the 1.5L bottle is passing easily, go out and buy plastic balls that start at a diameter a little bigger than the bottle. Play with those, and with time, and a little luck, you'll arrive at my level too. (Don't feel bad if you're just beginning -- when I first started, I could barely shove a finger in my ass).

What I'm going to tell you now is very important if you plan on doing extreme sessions and taking large gauge. Do not bandage your ass. Do not tighten your buttocks. Try not to get an erecection -- you want the blood to be in your ass lips, not in your cock. It's not easy, but it's important that you think of nothing and empty your mind. It's absolutely necessary that you concentrate on your breathing. Don't think of the pain; know that it will pass. The real secret though is to breath -- and remember, without the pain, it's IMPOSSIBLE TO TAKE THE BIG ONES.

donut proportions

Once again Ruí and Shawn has gathered. This time with donuts. Half a year went by and still this.

i feel you again in a bigger way. the brutal discoveries of unexpected fat. while i wonder;

when you have more fat in your face than on your ass, is there then your face you have been given to shake shake?
i used to spend much time wondering about why black people have bigger asses than whiteys. then i realized there are noticeably big changes whithin the white race too. and i guess i am talking ladies. i like butts of every color, size and shape but i cannot avoid the thought of the bigger ones being more valuable. mostly for the skill to swing at dancefloors that is, but also for the idea of how comforting it would be to grab. i imagine the faithfulness of soft and gentle butt cheeks in my hands.

how come i have such a small butt? i like to shake but i cannot feel it. my face has loads of volum for the world though. tell me, God our Creator, and i will shake my face on every feasty occasion.

WHERE IS MAMA AFRICA WHEN YOU NEED HER?

have you ever fucked a fat person?

imens jeg slikker mayo av fingrene etter en fransk hotdog cph-style passerer jeg dette

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JAG KäNNER INGET KUK DöDA SVERIGE

GET RICH OR DIE NATUR

Prisliste for Nobel Clinic Norge AS, gyldig fra 1. januar 2008

ANSIKT - priser FRA
Ansiktsløft(facelift) m/innvendig oppstramming kr 47 500
Ansiktsløft m/liposculpture hake kr 48 000
Dobbelthake kr 17 000
Nese kr 26 000
Panneløft kr 30 000
Utstående ører (begge) kr 18 000
Øvre øyelokk(begge) kr 12 000
Nedre øyelokk (begge) kr 16 000
Nedre øyelokk cantoplastikk(begge) kr 18 000

BOTOX - RESTYLANE - PERLANE
Restylane 0,5ml kr 2 500
Restylane 1ml kr 3 000
Botox kr 3 000
Perlane kr 3 500
2.sprøyte samme dag kr 2 000

ARMER - priser FRA
Overarm liposculpture(begge) kr 25 000
Overarmsplastikk inkl. liposculpture(begge) kr 33 000

BRYST - priser FRA
Brystinnlegg vanlig rund protese
kr 27 000
Brystinnlegg anatomisk protese fra kr 33 000
Brystinnlegg saltvannsprotese kr 34 000
-tillegg areolaplastikk (red. av brystvorte) kr 8 000
Brystreduksjon kr 38 000
Brystløft kr 35 000
tillegg brystløft med protese kr 15 000
Fjerne protese innen 1 år kr 0
Fjerne protese kr 15 000
Spalte kapsel innen 1 år kr 0
Spalte kapsel kr 15 000

LIPOSCULPTURE, EN VIDEREUTVIKLET FETTFJERNINGSMETODE priser FRA
Bryst menn(begge) kr 20 000
- tillegg fjerne kjertel kr 5 000
- tillegg areolaplastikk kr 6 000
Nedre mage (under navlen) kr 18 000
Hel mage kr 22 000
Hofter kr 20 000
Midje kr 18 000
Ryggputer kr 16 000
Hofter/flanker (menn) kr 20 000
Utside lår kr 20 000
Øvre innside lår kr 17 000
Innside knær kr 16 000
Ankler kr 18 000
Legger kr 28 000
Legger inklusive ankler kr 35 000

BUKPLASTIKKER, priser FRA
Nedre bukplastikk kr 30 000
- tillegg liposculpture nedre mage kr 3 000
- tillegg liposculpture hele mage kr 6 000
Full bukplastikk kr 37 000
- tillegg liposculpture hele mage kr 5 000
- tillegg raphing(oppstramming av muskulatur)
nedre mage kr 4 000
- tillegg raphing(oppstramming av muskulatur)
hele magen kr 8 000
- tillegg raphing(oppstr. av muskulatur) øvre mage kr 4 000

barfs

i feel you. and that was back in the days. nå svinger flesket værre. jeg har vært i det brune landet, deutchland. landet av bio-øl, fett og jøder. kreuzburger til frokost, frittes halloumiwrap til lønsj, døden til middag. shakes on the house. tilbake i sverige er mulighetene mange. det er det jeg tenker på studio swing hvor jeg drikker min egen sykdom. jeg er i en tilstand hvor jeg hoster slim og ikke husket jeg at jeg slimet i glasset på kontoret. et vorspiel her seinere og min gode venn sjenker sin vodka redbull i nettopp det glasset før det etter slurker oppdages og vi bytter glass. følelsen av redbull inn gjennom ansiktet er ille nok i seg selv. nå er den desto mer real. jeg fikk en melding av lifeclub for noen dager siden; slanker du deg? prøv dette. men jeg har ved et uhell sletta den. look at us and put us inside of you.

we just want to get laid

butters

wish so bad i was with shawn. ingenting er bedre støtte i fettet enn en like fet venn. sammen kan man spise salat og være ambisiøse eller føle på skammen sammen i lyx-bacon eller nød-junk. sammen kan man knipse hverandre i fleskesiden og telle hvor lenge det disser etterpå, som homer simpson gjør og det er ikke så ille når noen fellesfete er ved din side og kan le av det. her er jeg ganske alene. foreksempel var jeg uvanlig heldig og fikk med meg en veldig pen svenske hjem i forigårs og igår. han er fit og snygg og god i basketball. han er god til å danse og ser bra ut når han beveger seg generellt. han er alt hva jeg ikke er. så kommer man til punktet hvor man skal ta av seg klærne. fy farao flesché. istedet for å pule som man vil blir man redusert til en sjenert fjorten-åring som vil skru av lyset og gni under dyna. noen ganger er jeg modig nok til å insistere på puling med klær. det gikk ganske bra denne gangen. jeg burde være glad og ikke ensom. all my love to shawn.